What if I were to insert a bunch of random paragraphs from old essays and reconstitute into my new essays? Teacher wouldn’t actually read 450 pages of student work right? Think she’ll find out?

AND WTF, WHO PULLS AN ALL-NIGHTER BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS ANYWAYS?!?! FUCK SUMMER HOMEWORK!!!!

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How do you fix your bread when it’s buttered anyways? Gosh, hating every assignment right now (always, actually). No wonder Payne calls it the Terrible Three; it’s terrible. Yes, I think I just used a semicolon correctly.

“You’ve buttered your bread; now lie in it.”

david-b9:

I reblog this every time.

Just reblog it.

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I saw that shark thingy in mainplace…so cool

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toptumbles:

Pedestrian dog

angieinhalloweenland:

fingado:

made-in-the-90s:

Do you see these two guys? These two are pictures of my friends Gavin and Nick. 

If you look close enough you can see someone’s face behind Nick in the closet. Can you see it? This photo was taken the night they were killed. My friends were just having a sleepover because Nick came back from New York because he was on vacation with his family. The next morning Gavin’s sister found him and Nick’s body in the closet exactly where the face was. The police have no idea how they were killed or who killed them. 

If you don’t reblog this within 10 minutes, the thing that killed Gavin and Nick will appear in your closet in exactly 227 minutes and slaughter you like what it did to my friends. 

This is not fake. 

Oh fuck, this was on the news today.

son of a…

FUCK.

i saw taht n i was like OH SHIT…. i almost fainted

LOL I just want to reblog cause that’s a legit scary picture. Not cause of the warning.

OHHH MY FUCKING GAWDDDDD!!!!!! I WAS LIKE… YEA THIS IS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE BULL SHIT POST…. SO I TRY TO LOOK FOR THE FACE BEHIND THE CLOSET. AND THEN I FOUND IT. OH SHIT

 

sorry followers.

LEGIT chills through my body. i hate this stuff!!!

i’ll reblog, but just to let everyone know, if you don’t reblog THIS WONT HAPPEN

THATS A MOTHER FUCKING FAKE CHUCKY DOLL THIS STUFF IS ALL BULLSHIT

holy shit… lol sorry followers

sorry, this is so fucking scary. i had to do it

im so sorry followers D’: i’m too fucking paranoid

angieinhalloweenland:

ayyechaad:

nickolace:

polacola:

thisguyyyrighthere:

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 

Don’t be a loner; cover your boner.
Don’t make mistakes; cover your snake.
No glove, no love.
Avoid a frown; cover your clown.
If you don’t cover when you penetrate, you’ll be left to masturbate.
Wrap your bait before you mate.
Don’t be a joker; wrap your poker.
If you go into heat, package your meat.
Before you bag her, sheath your dagger.
While you’re undressing Venus, dress up your penis.
If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey.
Before inserting your flesh injection, make sure to wear latex protection.
Cover your stump before you hump 
Before you attack her, wrap your whacker 
Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
When in doubt shroud you spout
You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong 
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it 
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter 
If you slip between her thighs, condomize 
She won’t get sick if you wrap your dick 
Especially in December, gift wrap your member 
Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker 
Don’t be a fool, vulcanize your tool 
The right selection, is to protect your erection 
Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil 
A crank with armor, will never harm her 
If you really love her, wear a cover 
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener 
If you can’t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket 
If you think she’ll sigh, cover old one eye 
Even If she’s eager, protect her beaver 
No one likes a horses ass, protect yourself at climax 
Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the cunt 
Harness the pygmy man before entering the bearded clam 
Constrain the little head before you stick it in the shed 
Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her sink 
The weasel you must surround before you please her on the ground 
Cloak the joker before you poke her 
Encase that torch before you paint her porch 
Cape your throbber before you bob her 
After detection sheath your erection 
Before you penetrate hide your magistrate 
Don’t surprise her plug your Geyser 
Cover that lumber before you pump her 
Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle 
She won’t bristle if you wrap your whistle 
House your noodle then release your strudel 
Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a hound 
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey 
Cage that snake then shake and bake 
Cover your peter it will be much neater 
Coat that Labrador then allow him to explore 
It’s always funky to cage your monkey 
It won’t be funny with a coatless dummy 
It won’t be fun with an unwrapped thumb 
It’s not much money to catch your honey 
Don’t be a fool cover your tool 
Hood that match then scratch that thatch 
Stitch that switch then itch her niche 
Wrap that tool to catch the drool 
It ain’t no jibe to protect her hive 

UM….. i never knew there were so many different sayings lol wowzers

I laughed for 15 minutes straight.

LOOL

so much laughter and not enough air XD

sarah-surreal:

cosmicheart:

anarchypanty:

The Leak.

MY LIFE.

IS.

NOW.

COMPLETE.

OMG THIS WAS FANTABULOUS (although I wish Marshall Lee said.. something)

LOL fanfic? Ice Queen looks way better than Ice King…and Cinnamon Bun wearing a dress?! LOLZ

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sofapizza:

pleatedjeans:

oh dear. 

bowchickawowow

icyrusbieberdream:

madyanais:

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Either I’m just lazy or I don’t want to do my homework, but it feels like I’m finding ways to procrastinate rather than exerting the energy that I have to do summer homework. I mean, I’m actively procrastinating, if that’s even possible. Or maybe I’ve just been on Tumblr for too long…if that’s even possible.

toptumbles:

Love at first sight

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